Poor Candy. I bet a fly fisherman wrote that. A fisherman who’s still snowed-in somewhere and getting a little grumpy.
Good heavens what if her sign had read, “HELLO, NEIGHBORS! What’s the magic bug on this river?”
Or, “HELLO, NEIGHBORS! What’s your favorite fishing spot?”
And there’s always my personal favorite from the super chipper trountnuts, “HELLO, NEIGHBORS! Are we living the dream, or what?”
I particularly like how the grumpy respondent with bad handwriting took extra care to place a comma after FUCK YOU. After all, expletives and a bad mood are not an excuse to abandon proper grammar.